Cloudflare 101

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February 26, 2026

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Stop paying NINE DIFFERENT BILLS for your shitty todo app. Stop pretending you're an infra genius when you're just bleeding money.

Meanwhile Cloudflare is literally BEGGING you to use their Workers, Pages, R2, D1, KV, Durable Objects, Queues, Workflows, AI, Vectorize, ALL ON ONE PLATFORM, ONE BILL, AND ACTUALLY GENEROUS FREE TIERS. I started using Cloudflare when working on a Homelab and i love it. it pretty much has everything you will ever need (for most soydevs) all in one flipping place. NOW STOP PAYING FOR THIS BULLSHIT listed below.

CDN

Compared to: CloudFront, Akamai, Fastly

Global anycast CDN with built-in DDoS protection and goated gloabl caching, included by default. o my god turu lob

D1 Database

Compared to: PlanetScale, Supabase, Neon

Serverless SQLite at the edge with automatic replication and 5 million reads/day free.

Domain Registrar

Compared to: Traditional Scams across GoDaddy

Wholesale pricing, no renewal spikes, no upsells, free WHOIS privacy.

R2 Storage

Compared to: Amazon S3, 1Google Cloud Storage, Azure Blob

S3-compatible storage with zero egress fees, 10GB free, no bandwidth penalty. which is better than all of the free tiers out there.

Queues

Compared to: SQS, SNS, RabbitMQ

Edge-native message queues with at-least-once delivery and zero egress fees. another important point to note in our head is when serving high frequency data cloudflare's CDN make it even more effortless in serving this.

Pages

Compared to: Vercel, Netlify

Unlimited bandwidth, unlimited sites on free tier, git-based deploys with preview environments and PROD-GRADE CI/CD pipeline with automatic deploys and zero downtime rollouts.

Workers AI

Compared to: OpenAI hosted APIs, Replicate

Edge AI inference with no GPU provisioning, 10k neurons/day free. you might as wtf is neurons, so basically Cloudflare takes a different approach on the AI-BAAS they are offering at workers AI. Because Workers AI runs models across Cloudflare’s global edge network, without you provisioning GPUs, they abstract the infrastructure details away. Instead of exposing GPU seconds or hardware tiers, they measure total inference effort using neurons (such a giga chad move).

Workers

Compared to: AWS Lambda, Vercel Functions

V8 isolates with 0ms cold starts across 300+ edge locations, 100k requests/day free. you only get this level of distributed, low-latency execution when you operate infrastructure that serves half of internet.

Workflows

Compared to: AWS Step Functions, Temporal

Durable execution with automatic retry and resume, no infrastructure orchestration and No worker management required. All of it delivered through an intuitive, high-performance UI.


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Cloudflare 101 | Kushvinth Madhavan